they need to invent magic.spell that flosses and brushes my teeth for me and also tuckes me into bed soso cozy
damn… the old cunt finally kicked it…. alexa, play another one bites the dust by… well. i shan’t say
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i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap
in the 1930s women couldn’t do shit without a creature from the black lagoon or frankenstein monster trying to fuck with them
Happy 42nd Birthday Dean Winchester, 24 January, 1979 (S1-S15)!!!
p.s In this house, ep 15.20 doesn’t exist, Dean is out there, living his best life 💖
gomez addams is the dream friend. id kill to have that dude in my corner. like if he found out my company closed cuz of covid he’d just give me 5k a month until “you get back on your feet, old boy”. I’d have to sword fight him like twice a week but then I’d just get better at sword fighting. literally what is the downside
